

A shout out to Chicago!






Shout out to my mom for this one.

Imagine my delight when I found this 12", Gonna Rob the Spermbank by The Ex at a tiny record shop in Italy. The cover of the record alone is priceless (given the title you can imagine) but the design of this label (The Ex's own, distributed by dutch RALBöR Releases which pressed independently operating band labels) still knocks my socks off (and maybe makes me say ewwww a little) as does the poster found in the record sleeve: "Home-taping is killing record companies,...and it's about time." !
This is it. My last post here. I thought this LP by Alan Watts and friends would be an appropriate way to go out. The title, This is IT, is fitting methinks. Well, that and the obvious song title "The End." I used to have a bookstore spot where I'd consistently dig up awesome early-'70s electronic composition LPs and one day I found this gem there. The minute I saw it I knew this was going to be my kind of record. Sound-wise it's almost entirely noise and nonsense, i.e. people drumming on who know's what, chanting in what sounds like made up languages, and a motley assortment of belches, squirts and the like. The tag line on this is "a spontaneous musical happening," which I'm glad they recorded. From what I can tell, doing "IT" off-the-cuff and improvised is largely the point.
Interesting word choice here. I guess having the secret to immortality would be kinda dope, but "perpetual" life? That just doesn't have quite the right ring to it. Visually there's nothing mind-blowing with the stark black and white look. What I dig is the concept embedded here. The record is actually an extended advertisement for cameras and the technology of capturing images on film, which gets to be an interesting sort of cultural and/or marketing idea, i.e. trying to convince people that they can live on perpetually through celluloid. On that note, here's my secret advertisement, go see Bill Morrison's Decasia.
I'm pretty much a sucker for any sort of oddball spoken word or instructional recordings, especially from thrift stores and flea markets where you never know what you'll find. This is one of my favorites from those digs and I'm guessing you'll immediately see why. Visually this just looks dope. Great design work with the soundwaves emanating from the spindle hole. I also like how this is immediately recognizable as a '70s joint with the doc's glasses and pallor. That dude has some hairy wrists. On a second look, there is something a bit strange going on with the spindle hole. That is, if you think about it, it's like this subject is actually missing his heart and the doctor is listening to a blank white spot with his stethoscope. I wonder what's he's hearing in the nothingness.
The only piece I scored out of a big ole box of 45s at a Salvation Army store that used to be on the south side of Richmond, Va. I figured 25 cents for a track with the hardass title "Kill the Pain" on a label that had a bow-tie-wearing rabbit performing his own trick (he is holding the wand after all) from a top hat wasn't a huge gamble. I'm not sure what sort of sleight of hand this wascal is up to -- he doesn't appear to be pulling himself out of the hat like Bugs Bunny would do.